Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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