Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
I just found little boats floating in my bathtub....they are made out of white castle boxes, condoms, pickles, and corks. All the wine we bought is being used as the "ocean"....clearly we didn't drink any of the wine.....but I don't remember doing this.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
