what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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