yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
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