Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
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