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But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Randomize
