was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
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