That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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