No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
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