I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
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