Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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