she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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