he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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