omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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