I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
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