So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
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