There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
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