M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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