you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
Alive.
So much puke
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
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