playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
i think i have herpe
just one?
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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