Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
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