I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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