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(516): View more from New York

check it out our google latitudes are spooning

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(979): View more from Texas

What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.

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(805): View more from California

they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate

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(716): View more from New York

i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.

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(228): View more from Mississippi

thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"

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(850): View more from Florida

I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.

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(360): View more from Washington

that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...

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(330): View more from Ohio

I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.

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(317): View more from Indiana

I got drunk. Then I took a shit.

(317): View more from Indiana

It was a good shit

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