He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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