when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
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I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
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