Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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