It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
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