I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
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