he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
You pole danced in your parka.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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