People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Banned from zoo.
Again?
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
On my way home I saw a car that had "MOVE OVER PLZ" emblazoned across the windshield backwards, so people could see it in their rearview mirror
If I ever drive for Lyft or Uber I'm definitely gonna do that
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