I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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