How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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