I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
Come share oat with me in your robe
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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