If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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