he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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