And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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