so explain again why im purple
no
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
I just found puke in my bra..
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
Randomize
