Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
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