I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
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