i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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