im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
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