some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Randomize
