They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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