Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
Porn is love you can see.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize