Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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