Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
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Wipe that smile off your face.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
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