he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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