Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
She's the barista slut.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
He better not be in your backpack
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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