I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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