Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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