I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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