Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
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