Nicole vs. Life
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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