the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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