i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
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