yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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