office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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