I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
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