? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
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