I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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