You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
Randomize
