party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
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